a Wednesday night: last night i had plans to meet up with my old roommate leah to take in a movie (which i haven't been to the movies in forever...). she's nice to me so she said she'd be ok with seeing "17 again" even though she'd already scene it. i ended up going early because i was lazy and didn't want to make myself dinner and though huh a movie pretzel would be perfect! i washed it down with kiwi strawberry vitamin water. the movie was hilarious and zack effron really is cute (i prefer men though). anyway so i had my birth control pack on my lap trying to remind myself that at 7:45/8pm i had to take it. movie starts.... and time to take my pill..... in the dark. yeah i popped it out of the clear pill package and um... where did my tiny tiny pill go? yeah i had dropped it. leah is amazing and found it with her cell phone as a flash light... on the nasty nasty movie theater floor under my chair. but i just barely started taking these stupid things i have to stay on track - so yes ladies and gentlemen... i wiped it off and TOOK IT! yup. i'm braving possibly getting hepatitis or some other nasty disease lingering on the floor by taking my birth control pill. that's dedication my friends.
so after the movie i was worrying about the nasty things growing in my stomach. good thing i have stomach acid..... but i also found out that vitamin water gives me heartburn radiating from my knee caps. so what do i do? wash down my stomach acid with diet coke and Twinkies :) its ok - i disgust myself too sometimes. than i felt bad because my weigh in with weight watchers is going to be terrible so i head to the grocery store on my way home. yeah.... i didn't end up getting anything healthy. i ended up buying pasta and coco puffs (which i highly recommend the new chocolate and vanilla combo). also on my way home i called brian. he obviously was somewhere doing something cuz there was background noise and people talking so i was like what's up? he was helping his dad fix a transmission. so i was like yeah just call me tomorrow. WELL i always think things through AFTER i get off the phone. so of course i had to text him: "i love you. have a good night with that tranny :)" yeah i don't think he got my sarcasm... because he didn't text back. but brian never texts back so no new news there! do you get it though -transmission:tranny:transsexual
LOL!. anyway... i hope tonight will be a more normal night and i plan on grocery shopping for HEALTHY food.
3 comments:
wow...you freaking crack me up! Oh, and I've totally dropped my birth control pill and taken it anyway...horrible diseases are better then getting pregnant right now. I TOTALLY feel ya girl.
I hate the pill, I can never remember to take things on time. I went the ring route. Anywho, to make you feel better, I just made orange ricotta cookies...yummy, but not healthy. ANd I was thinking..your are going to have to change the name of your blog- Kim Price to Kim Brown!
Still laughing over this one! Don't miss that AT ALL!!!! hehehehehe!
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