just when i needed a poem....

so lacey sent me this poem that her and kaley's camp leader wrote at young womens camp (right?)... and lacey sent it to me because she thought of me. i of course read it, laughed my butt off, and then whimpered a little saying "it's true, it's true!"

He's got glasses and a pocket protector
I asked him his name and he tells me Hector
Oh what more could I ask for?
He tries to put his arm on my shoulder
That's when I relize how much older he is than me!

Only the weird guys like me, I wanna tell them to all bite me
Something inside makes me be nice
No matter what I do they just don't get clue
No matter what I say they just wont go away
'Cause only the weird guys like me.

He's 7 ft. tall and he shaves his head
I asked him his name and he tells me Zed.
Oh what more could I ask for?
He leans in and tries for a kiss.
I move away so that he will miss, Oh can't you see?

Only the weird guys like me, I wanna tell them all to bite me
Something inside makes me be nice
No matter what I do they just wont get a clue
No matter what I say they just won't go away
'Cause only the weird guys like me.

Here's Mr. Perfect heading my way
I try to think of something to say
He's getting closer and I catch his eye.
I start to smile, then he passes on by
Then I hear him say......

Only they weird girls like me, I wanna tell them all to bite me
something inside makes me be nice
No mater what I do they just don't get a clue
No matter what I say they just won't go away
'Cause only the weird girls like me.