this is what it's like trying to talk to a guy

me: you don't even know!
him: oh i do know!
me: you're stupid like your father!.... oh my gosh just texting that i was laughing so hard i could barely see through the tears
him: my dad is pretty dam cool! you should be crying
me: did he use to buy you noodles?
him: i bought my own noodles!
me: so you over being fraked out? :)
him: i don't know what you are talking about
me: sure you don't....use that phone log our conversations. focus on sunday night :)
him: i don't think i freaked out....
me: you practically text sos
him: huh?

-point a: boy avoid serious subjects. point b: once boy avoids... girl just changes subject -

me: i just watched a movie that was stupid like your father
him: oh yeah, your mother is a whore!
me: she stopped doing that years ago
him: that is just what she told you. i have pictures that say otherwise
me: that sounds like a personal problem. maybe you should talk to your bishop about pictures
him: are you saying that your mom is not at fault?
me: truce. i'm really busy... i have to go wash my hair
him: have fun, i'm rewinding my DVD's so leave me alone...
me: have fun with that. remember the remote control doesn't go in your ear...
him: remember to do that same thing you did last time to get rid of the crabs!
me: stay away from you?! because i was told to stay away from the host carrier :)
him: how about stop riding the elephant boy till he pukes in your mouth
me: ew i'm so done
him: that is funny... he said the exact same thing
me: be jealous